Did You Know That Bill...?

• Was once into ornithology and entemology?
• Played the clarinet and bass clarinet plus some keyboard?
• Almost went for a degree in chemistry?
• Played in concerts in the Krug Park amphitheatre in St. Joseph, MO during the late 70s?
• Was somewhat of an artist? Could really sketch back in the day but paint still eludes him...
• Played in a college symphony?
• Is an accomplished photographer?
• Worked for cc:Mail? Best job ever. Met a lot of really cool people.
• Likes DISCO and openly admits it? Put on some Donna Summer and watch his fat ass start to quiver!
• Can rollerskate like a fiend? Spins, backwards, jumps, all that cool shit.
• Has owned 2 of the coolest cats that ever lived and a couple of super cool dogs? Hey, everyone thinks their pets are the best, cut me some slack!

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